Joke of the week

When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when
his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to
enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar
where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like
just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but
in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit
20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with
him that evening and three days later, she became his
stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.