Joke of the week

St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if
they qualify for admittance to heaven.

"Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one
of the men, who had been a butler.

"I was a good father," he answers.

"Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you
were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry.
No admittance."

St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and
asked him the same question.

The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken
good care of his family.

But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had
been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a
woman named BonBon.

At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood
up and said, "Come on, Penny, let's get out of here."